Trust me when I tell you that nothing I say can prepare you for what’s in store should  you choose to walk into a theater that’s playing “Terrifier 3,” the third installment in  Damien Leone’s nightmarish slasher trilogy. Art the Clown’s return to the screen is a  hellacious torture fest of unimaginable cruelty that makes its highly controversial  predecessor feel like cheap foreplay in comparison to this full-blown goregasm that just  broke the box office.  

Following the unexpected success of “Terrifier 2,” a good number of Hollywood  bigwigs couldn’t wait to sink their scalpels into what they perceived to be the next great  horror franchise. 

However, all of them reached the same verdict after reading only a few pages of Leone’s harrowing script: We’re not touching this shit. 

If you’ve seen it, you probably understand why.  

Even so, it didn’t matter. “Terrifier 3” crowned itself the number one movie in the  country mere days after its release on October 11, officially earning back its budget  fourteen times over. Not bad for an indie flick, eh? 

So it begs the question(s): how are people 1. Okay with this, and 2. Obsessed with it  enough to turn it into a multi-million-dollar phenomenon? 

The truth is that most films that dare to venture this deep into the pit of depravity are  sort of bastardized and archived among the “you don’t go there’s” of cinema (“Salò,” “A  Serbian Film,” to name a few…), but something is happening here that I can’t quite put my  finger on. 

What makes all the savagery so hard to watch is that it feels very… personal. You’ve  got this maniacal clown breaking into people’s homes and sadistically – albeit creatively — butchering them in front of their loved ones with a zeal that has moviegoers vomiting and  passing out. It prods more at your sentiments than it does your upchuck reflexes, which I  personally find far more disturbing. 

It’s possible that the kills are enameled with enough slapstick absurdity to absorb  them with a degree of levity. I also think that the film’s supernatural/vaudeville element  sequesters it from having any real-life commentary, so viewers aren’t seeing it as a direct  reflection of the human condition. 

Or maybe people are just getting sick and tired of constantly being told what they  can and can’t watch.  

Who’s to say, really?

In the revolutionary age of elevated horror, it’s tempting to dig for a deeper meaning  at the core of all the carnage, but for better or worse, the “Terrifier” films really aren’t that  complex. True, they could certainly benefit from some refinement. A lot of the acting is sub-par at best, and Leone’s stabs at engaging dialogue tend to miss the vital mark a little  too often for comfort. 

Even so, his psychotic conception prevails despite its oftentimes shallow thematic  approach to things, and I think it has everything to do with the powerhouse performances  of its two lead actors.  

Lauren Lavera, who plays protagonist Sienna Shaw, supplies an epochal  revitalization to the “Final Girl” phenomenon. She’s a thoroughbred badass who isn’t just  fodder for the foe. Sienna’s story is one that you actually want to see play out in her favor,  though this would hardly be the case had Leone cast a less capable actress in her stead.  

I’ll die on this hill – Art the Clown is easily the most distinctive and engrossing personality this genre has ever invoked. David Howard Thornton’s performance is a marvel  to behold, speaking only through outlandish gestures and Chaplin-esque biomechanics  that are delivered with a surgeon’s precision and a butcher’s ferocity.  

It really is some of the best physical acting I’ve ever seen, and it’s all executed  without a single shred of dialogue. Art doesn’t speak, he doesn’t breathe, he doesn’t grunt,  and when he laughs (which is actually quite a lot), he does so with only his body, silently  heaving and gnashing his eroded, blood-stained teeth before sobbing victims as their final  whimpers dissolve into grisly death rattles. 

Whether you like it or not, Art the Clown is here to stay, and his killstreak has only  just begun.  

The “Terrifer effect” strives to defy whatever seemingly inviolable moral standards  people attach to what they watch.  

It has succeeded at this three separate times.  

If there’s an “Overton Window” in the realm of commercial horror, “Terrifier 3” just blasted  the shudders wide open and moved it to the darkest corner of the room to include some of  the most vile shit you’ve ever seen take place on the big screen.  

This film is hideous, cruel, and criminally unforgivable. I loved every minute of it.